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A little more!

OK, all set.

Wait...

Set it down first!

Easy, easy!

And now...

Roboti, roboti...

Look at this place!

Can't imaging anything worse.

Maybe the rooms are nice.

Into the rathole we go!

Hello!

Room?

Key?

Thanks.

Thanks.

Nice.

Stalin, behold!

My bed! Right-side sleeper.

Isn't there a light? Incredible!

Let's see if we've got hot water.

Have you seen a TV anywhere?

No, not yet.

The heater is as cold as ice.

The TV is in here.

It's not connected, but...

From the last century.

Dishes.

Unbelievable!

Great.

Now for the 3 P's.

Pissing, pivo, porking.

Bottoms up?

One, two...

What's 'drushba'?

- Three.

Picked a bad year.

Old man drink like fish.

Better.

Better, cheaper.

Everythink OK?

OK, and how!

Gimme five.

- Holy sh*t.

You hit me twice, and I have to pick one up,

I'll show you how it's done.

If you don't hit me twice, you go. Ready?

Ready.

- From the hip.

From the hip.

One.

Two.

Go for it.

You got some gum at least?

Sorry.

I smell like a brewery.

Breathe on me!

No kidding, after the beer.

I'll show you how it's done.

You do that.

O comet in the nocturnal blackness of the universe...

I'm Michael.

And you?

Name?

Michael.

And you?

- Diana.

Diana?

Oh, Lady Di. A lovely name.

I am from Austria.

Austria. You know?

Ukrainsky?

You have drink? With me at bar?

Champagne? Or it's probably vodka here.

C'mon.

Let's have a drink...

and then kiss a little...

And cuddle.

Will you join me? I'm Austria.

This is my son.

Paul.

- Diana.

What?

- Diana.

Diana. Nice name.

You... boyfriend?

No?

Boyfriend, husband... you?

I good man?

Good man? Austria?

You can tell her anything.

Anything.

Doesn't understand anyway. Right?

Do you have big b*obs?

Big tits?

You can tell she doesn't have big tits.

I want to hear her say it.

Big or little c*nt?

She doesn't understand.

- I'd say big girl, big c*nt, right?

That's got nothing to do with it.

Oh, you mean tight?

Usually the tall ones have tight pussies.

Looks pretty tight to me.

I bet her p*ssy is hot.

No problem.

Surprise!

Don't you know how to knock, Pauli?

I need money.

I'm conducting an anatomical study.

What?

No, really.

Man...

This is anatomy live.

Look, 19 and her c*nt is already stretched out.

You're a dirty bastard.

I need money. I've got a huge bill downstairs.

I'm not interested in your bullshit.

Sit and watch!

- I'm not interested.

Give me the money!

Man!

First let me show you the power of money.

Sit down!

I'll give you a demonstration.

Stick your finger in your c*nt!

You always have to motivate them a little.

You make bicycle...

My bicycle I love to ride

if I have my baby by my side.

Money can buy everything. Keep going!

My bicycle I love to ride

if I have my baby by my side.

And now for the highlight.

"I am a stupid-ass c*nt."

In German.

You learn German.

Too complicated.

- She's scared.

She's not scared.

She does this every day.

- She's trembling.

C'mon!

Watch! I'll show you something.

Say...

All she has to say is "I am a c*nt."

Say:
I am a c*nt.

Repeat after me...

Good, almost.

I...

am...

a...

horny...

c*nt.

Pauli, watch me!

I'm showing you something.

No problem because it's not about money, right?

Money's everything!

And now you are my dog.

Dog.

Go "woof"!

Let's go for a walk, Woofi?

Very good. See, that's how it works.

No, properly!

Now go on!

Let's go to Pauli.

Look there's Pauli. Look, look, look!

Sniff his shoes!

They stink good.

You see, that's how it works, Paul.

Michi, please.

We're just playing...

- Please!

Give me the money so I can pay downstairs!

Loosen up and let's have some fun.

I'm not into your kinky sh*t.

- It's a father-son trip.

Sit and make yourself comfortable!

You're uptight. Look, she's relaxed and smiling.

Yeah sure.

Laugh! Laugh!

Paul, you laugh too!

Laugh!

OK, that's no good.

What about a striptease?

And I'll sing along.

Dance, darling!

And now the bra!

Very good!

Now the mood is picking up.

This old man,

he played one,

He played knick-knack on my thumb...

C'mon, Paul, join in! Look how sweet she is!

Take off your bra!

Let's see those designer jugs.

Don't forget the money!

Can I leave now?

No, stay a little while!

Check out these jugs!

Like a work by Michelangelo.

Stop blabbing and stick it in!

C'mon, stick it in!

- Don't worry, I will.

Let me help you, big mouth.

Blow job?

Big master, show us your stuff!

Big master's gonna show you.

Show me what you've got!

C'mon, get yours out too!

Drop your pants!

Suck it!

All the way!

F*** her!

Hold your horses! I'm not an express train.

I don't have all day.

Always bragging.

Don't nibble! Suck! Suck!

You can tell she's still young.

- Pork her!

Pork her!

- Hold on...

We're just getting started.

Don't just let her suck your pacifier!

Always running at the mouth.

This old man,

he played four,

Stuck his dick inside a whore...

C'mon, suck it right!

Good, very good.

You're very good. Ukrainian.

It's not true, actually she's no good at this.

Doesn't look like you're gonna bang her today.

You're making me nervous.

Stay cool!

- You told me to watch. So stick it in!

You wanted to watch.

You told me to watch, I'm not interested.

- My treat. C'mon!

No. Let's see you bang her. You're always bragging about porking.

Like the king of so and so...

- I am the king. See for yourself!

Look at this b*tch! She can't...

- You get it up yet?

No, c'mon! No teeth!

This old man...

With your lips! Yes.

That's better. It's getting there.

C'mon, not so shy!

C'mon, Michi, stick it in!

- What's your problem, Paul?

Stick it in already!

My son!

You f*** her! You stick it in!

Two d*cks are better than one.

- I knew it.

I told you I was going back downstairs...

Strip!

- Always talking about f***ing...

My babe is waiting downstairs.

Let's nail her.

- No.

Both of us? I pay...

- Enough big talk.

He shags. I shag. OK?

A little doinkydoinky, designer jugs,

pretty eyes... what?

Show me how you nail her!

You can't force me to shag her. I want you to shag her.

Sure.

Good. Now take off your pants and do me the favor!

I'm paying... Now I'm not in the mood anymore.

That's what I wanted.

It's always the same with you, Paul. It's always the same.

Always bitchin', can't shut up...

Yeah, that's right.

Where are your shoes?

You wearing your shoes in bed again?

Of course. Let's take them off.

You can't sleep with your shoes on.

I'm putting your cane over here.

Have you seen Gina?

I've got a dog.

Gina, want a treat?

Would you like to feed her?

Biscuit, look Gina,

a biscuit for you.

Yeah, it wasn't for you.

Time for bed, OK?

Time for beddy-bye.

I know it's hard without teeth.

Sleep tight.

Where is Erich?

Dead.

What?

- Heart attack.

Dead?

Heart attack.

I just heard it.

Heart attack.

Heart attack?

Peel one!

Peel it!

Thy kingdom come...

Thy kingdom come...

Morning!

Do you need a worker?

Do I need a worker?

- Yes. I need work badly.

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